Sunday, July 22, 2012

Sicko searchies

It has been a while since I checked my stats for this blog so I checked them tonight.  I wanted to see what some of the keywords were for getting people to my site.  I think I'm sorry I checked.  The number one keyword driving people to Ireland Ever After is Vajazzle Kits, followed by Vajazzle.  Trailing behind Vajazzle is Decorative Towels followed by Erections on Beach.  Next, we have just plain 'ol Erections followed by Customs Forms.  So, what I've gathered is that there are some sick pups out there and I kind of have to laugh at them when they enter these search words and land on my silly little site.  I'm sure it is deffo not what they were looking for!!

Anyway, I've been MIA from my blog for a while because I have been expanding my knowledge and have perfected another language...Dutch. Well, actually, Barry and I downloaded a film for free the other night and the only copy we could get had Dutch subtitles, so we have surmised that we are now both fluent in Dutch.  Be jealous.

Actually, I have given in and started reading the Fifty Shades trilogy.  Yes, I did.  I've finished the first book.  I was entertained, however I was a little bored with the same word usage.  Yes, I suppose it's hard to find ways to describe sexual situations without using the same words but still.  And, in case you haven't read it, I'll give you the best line in the book now: "I want to claim your ass, Anastasia."  I'm still laughing out loud at that...who talks like that?????  Anyway, I'm intrigued so I will continue on with the trilogy.

I was actually a bit embarrassed for the author, too.  Not because of the writing, but because I couldn't imagine the weird family dinners she had to endure when her mother and family read the book and pictured her with all these kinky sex scenes just winding around the creases of her mind.  I could barely bring myself to write any romance scenes in my book for this very reason!

So, I will leave you now and fall back into Christian Grey's spell.

1 comment:

  1. Wow. What are you posting that your blog matches those searches!? I've been fortunate to get few if not none of these.