Man oh man, I'll do anything to avoid doing what I actually need to do. For example, I need to work on new Zumba choreography, work on my next book, clean my apartment, finish packing boxes to ship to Ireland, clean the bathroom, wash dishes (barf) and use the last of my teeth whitening strips (they hurt my teeth!). Do you think I've done any of it? Na. In fact, I've spent the last few hours catching up on The Bachelor. Yes, I know what you're thinking. The Bachelor? Why would you watch this new season? Especially since this season's bachelor, Brad, is no stranger to the show. In fact, he was likely one of America's most hated men after his last season on The Bachelor when he chose to dump the last two standing bachelorettes instead of proposing to one of them. I know I didn't care for him then...and, I still don't. But, it's my little guilty pleasure so I can't help myself.
Since I'm all caught up now, can I just say...THANK GOD he sent that bitchy Michelle home. She was awful. And, I know that Brad has apparently worked through his "issues" with the help of a therapist, but I'm wondering if perhaps he isn't just stupid? On the last episode he took three women on a group date to do a photo shoot for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition where he ended up rolling around in the sand and making out with Michelle while the other two women watched. Then, he wondered why the group date wasn't going well after that romp in the sand. Hmm...I wonder what could possibly have caused that Brad? I'm sure it had nothing to do with you dry humping Michelle on the beach while the other two women, both of whom have told you they loved you, watched. Na, nothin' at all to do with that.
Anyway, I'll stop blabbering about The Bachelor for now. For those who don't watch The Bachelor, sorry, but maybe you'll enjoy the photo below. My cat, Charlie, and I watched the episodes on my laptop this evening and as you can see from his facial expression, he doesn't like Michelle either.